C.O.B.R.A. DKP

C.O.B.R.A. DKP
Deadly Viper Assasination Squad records

September 3, 2008
Rage Calmed! (submitted by ThronDKP at 10:26pm UTC) Going back in time, the C.O.B.R.A raiders briefly teamed up with a bunch of whiny Alliance to defeat Rage Winterchill! Eight waves of trash, one boss, twenty-four (Macha was having a moment) raiders, no waiting!
August 11, 2008
Stargazer Slain! (submitted by ThronDKP at 05:45pm UTC) While manicuring her nails, looking at the stars and worrying about how turning into a Voidwalker just ruined her social life, Solarian was set upon by twenty-five of Cobra's finest. There was some running, some screaming, some dying, some endurance, but ultimately, a kill. More, we say, more!
July 31, 2008
Tales of Interest (submitted by Chiljin at 12:17pm UTC) Found: 1 Chicken, Huge, Dead, Pre-Roasted. Corpse appear to have been picked clean by aproximately 25 individuals. Only clue: One of them apparently emptied his pockets on the floor to fit more of the chicken's things in. Arcane Sorcerors are warned to lock their doors in case of futher muggings.
July 10, 2008
COBRA Go Fishing! (submitted by ThronDKP at 10:45am UTC) Sandwiched nicely between two birthdays COBRA toddled off into SSC and ganked Hydross. In celebration Gai went fishing and caught a Lurker! We decided the only proper response was to kill him in the face until he could not be killed no more! Now, who has the chips?
May 28, 2008
No Birthday, Boss Anyway! (submitted by ThronDKP at 09:31pm UTC) Despite nobody on the raid getting a year older, Void Reaver was ganked until his head fell off! Almost all the loot went to healers, but that's the way it should be in a rational universe!
April 30, 2008
Demon Killed For Birthday Treat! (submitted by ThronDKP at 11:13pm UTC) In honour of Burnita's birthday the great demon Magtheridon was slain by COBRA. Many, many loots were picked up. And in a fit of enthusiasm the raid went and ganked Gruul as well. For the Horde!
April 23, 2008
Bring Out Yer T5 (submitted by ThronDKP at 09:54pm UTC) In a stunning display of tanking, DPSing, Healing and moving the elemental of uncertain gender known as Hydross was ganked most mightily by C.O.B.R.A! On only our second time in SSC he died like a big diey thing. More we say!
March 18, 2008
New DKP rules effective from 12th March onwards. (submitted by Phoenixaras at 02:36pm UTC) All Kara bosses only will now earn 1dkp for a successful kill (down from 2dkp). Other bosses will continue to awards 2dkp per kill. 1dkp will be rewarded for each 1 hour spent in any of our raids (up from 1dkp awarded for 2 hour increments). 3dkp will be awarded for each timed event hit in ZA (up from 2dkp as if it was a normal boss). Signed/ontime/reserve/first kill bonus remains unchanged.
February 13, 2008
Gruul Shrunk! (submitted by ThronDKP at 10:58pm UTC) Huge Congratulations to all involved in Cobra's first murderising of the dragon-killer himself, Gruul. In a rather excellent two hours the raid one-shotted Maulgarr and the Ogre Council, before sneaking up and Gruul and killing him second time around. Fantastic work, more of that sort of thing!
January 18, 2008
Ogre King Dethroned! (submitted by ThronDKP at 10:52am UTC) A group of adventurers, all of them pointing out how they were the rightful King or Queen of the Ogres, successfully regicided Maulgar and his Ogre Council as they met in a dark cave. Despite Maulgar's cowardly evading and Olm refusing to be eaten by his own puppies, the adventurers emerged victorious. Sadly the attack on the huge Gronn in the room next door didn't go quite as well, but that is merely a matter of time.